Privacy Policy
The One Thing Our AI Doesn't Mess Up
Introduction
Last Updated: March 14, 2025
While our AI might struggle to tell a duck from a doorknob, we take your privacy very seriously. This policy explains how we collect, use, and protect your data when you use our intentionally terrible AI tools.
Information We Collect
We collect the following types of information:
- Usage Data: How many times you've lost to our unbeatable Rock Paper Scissors AI
- Images: No photos are actually uploaded. It just shows on the browser.
- Local Storage: Game scores and preferences (stored locally on your device)
- Cookies: Essential cookies to keep track of your losing streaks
How We Use Your Information
We use your information to:
- Provide our intentionally terrible AI services
- Improve our ability to make AI worse
- Remember your high scores (or low scores, depending on the game)
- Ensure our AI maintains its perfect record of imperfection
We do NOT use your data to:
- Actually train AI models (that would defeat the purpose)
- Sell to third parties
- Make our services any better
Data Storage and Security
Unlike our AI's decision-making, our security practices are actually competent. We don't want your data and we don't store it anywhere, except for your local browser storage.
Your Rights
You have the right to:
- Access your personal data, on your own device
- Delete your data, on your own device
- Complain about our AI's terrible performance
Contact Information
For privacy-related questions or to exercise your rights, contact us at:
Email: contact@dgfdigital.com